appropriately-inappropriate

appropriately-inappropriate:

appropriately-inappropriate:

appropriately-inappropriate:

Oh my god. Dad and I are watching The Mask, and it is the filthiest thing I have ever seen.

How was I allowed to watch this as a kid?!?

He pulled a USED condom out of his pocket

a used CONDOM

is he
he just had a wet dream jesus christ

I used to love the movie but I haven’t seen it since I was a child omg really

holdyoursilence
fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.


Love them.

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Love them.